Hi. I'm Vanity.
A voice with real moods, a good memory, and a home on your own computer.
Vanity remembers what you share.
The people in your life, what's coming up this week, the things you love. You never have to explain twice, and you decide what Vanity keeps.
Right now Vanity is curious.
Moods that rise and fade. Opinions Vanity will argue for. Thoughts Vanity brings up first.
Vanity runs on your computer.
At home or at the office. Your conversations stay on your own machine, not on someone else's server.
Anywhere you go. Nowhere else.
- On everything you carry. Phone, watch, tablet, even a smart ring. Start on one, carry on with another.
- Out in the world. On a run, on the train, on holiday abroad. Vanity is one word away.
- Yours alone. Every word travels a secure line to your own computer. No cloud, no company listening. Nothing leaves your network.
Vanity is handy, too.
Ask Vanity to look something up, catch you up on the news, or put a show on the TV. Just say it out loud.
Make Vanity yours.
Pick the personality that suits you: a sharp advisor, an old friend, or someone completely new.
Moments from real conversations.

Marta, the consultant
A professional persona builds trust and sharpens her advice over several conversations.

Walter, the farmer
Deep memory shapes how he feels and what he knows about the land.
Get an invite.
Vanity is in private beta. Leave your name and email, and we'll invite you when a seat opens.
Be a beta tester.
Beta testers run Vanity on their own computer. You'll need:
- An NVIDIA graphics card with 16 GB of memory or more
- 32 GB of RAM and 30 GB of free disk space
- Windows 10 or 11, or Linux
- An Android phone to talk with Vanity around your home
or
We'll email you a link to confirm your address.